A Profound Little Paragraph,, for all you lazy worthless pos's (politicians alike)

EFFBOOK - FACEBOOK IN A NUTSHELL

Drunk mad frat boy on Oxford Square Ole Miss

Redneck water swing

Bug wrestling at its best

Today

With the rapid decline of intellectual common sense, or common sense of any nature whatsoever these days , people should be spayed and/or neutered at birth, then be required to fill out the necessary paperwork(and have it notarized), endure a waiting period of 2 years, then be voted upon by a legitimate thousand seat jury of non-afflicted(non-government/no politicians) individuals(people that can actually traverse the South Lamar roundabouts without asking directions).. for the right to rent reproductive organs for breeding.

Bad kids? No..

Ever been walking thru walmart and just wanted to just jerk a knot in some kids little ruthless ass that seemed to be wearing a shirt that says "I'm a disrespectful little shit because my parents are idiots and they dont care what i do as long as they dont have to deal with me"? Yeah i know, that would have to wrap around the shirt front to back 8 times, so what. Anyway, "worlds greatest mother" is sorting thru her facebook contacts for a late night booty call, "worlds greatest father" is off over sampling the cough syrup in the medicine aisle, both conveniently not noticing the disrespectful "little shit" has taken off to the toy aisle unlatching the net that holds all of the beach balls intact taking out some lil ole lady with a walker. Meanwhile, with all the commotion attracting everyones attention, "little shit" has acquired a can of spray paint from the hardware section and proceeds to make his rookie appearance in the art of graffiti in the panty and bra section.. yes, he's halfway across the store already. After all this, i lost intrest, bought a beach ball and a can of spray paint (dont know why), oh, and some condoms..